My Grown-up Christmas List

What with the holidays racing up I have been thinking that a Christmas List is a good thing. I have lists of things to buy, places to go, ornaments to decorate with, hours I work, who arrives when and the like, but I didn't yet have a Christmas List. So I set about composing a list. I have realized that it's not too different from what I would have asked for as a child. Here is my grown-up Christmas List.

  1. A pony - or 300 all in a red shiny Mustang, leather interior, hard top
  2. Chocolate - the great European kind, or Mom's Dark Chocolate Homemade Fudge
  3. Boots - Italian Leather, black or camel colored, calf high, non-pointy witch toes
  4. Happy, Healthy Friends and Family - All of them, especially Katie, Patrick and Grandma O
  5. Peace on Earth - All of the earth, to every person, no exceptions including myself

I bet if you think about it long enough, your list is just about the same as mine.