Mayonnaise should die

Whoever thought up the white, smelly goop that seems to proliferate the hamburger joints and hotdog stands of America?

Personally, I don't want to smear rotten smelling anything on my burger. Not only does it resemble runny yogurt, it smells like uck . YUCK!

And in all places I know of, you have to specify NOT to put mayo on things. Did you know they even offer it with fries in some places? Double yuck.

I know that food is a precious commodity, but mayonnaise doesn't qualify! Kill mayonnaise!